Drunk elastic suspender swimsuit gap on a boat
Another exhibitionist story about psycho-nympho ex girlfriend.The lifeguard . One summer day a friend invited us out on his boat. to go fishing. It was him, me, the girlfriend, 2 other guys & 2 cases of beer.
It was emberrassing to be in public with her sometimes since she dressed so slutty. Today was even moreso. She had a cut up half tank top on over what she called her sex suit, since it rode up inside her & plus it got her laid all the time. By the time we got out to the middle of the bay she'd slammed 5 or 6 beers & was like "I'm gonna get some sun if you guys don't mind-but my don't stare at me-this bathing suit's just a piece of elastic I made".
She stood up, took off the tight half tank top(nips were poking through already) and shed her skintight sweat shorts that sported a massive front gap from what was underneath. We all thought we were watching a peep show when she peeled the ripped up shorts off. It was a white piece of elastic that was deep inside her always bald, huge snatch & never covered the browns of her tits totally. "As long as my nipples are covered a little I don't care, I just don't wanna get sunburnt" she said. "I lay out naked all the time anyway at the pool so I'm used to it". She was standing & we were all sitting so the huge gap was at face level."You like it I made it myself" as she spun around as to "model" the tiny thing. "I feel like a big tramp in it but it's fun", as it slipped down when she stuck her watermelon sized tits out. "Damn....that happens all the time so don't look" as she slowly re-covered her nips somewhat & pulled the string out of her wide front wedgie. As she did, it totally exposed EVERYTHING. "I don't think this is gonna work since I'm well, all wet & wide downstairs" she laughed as it slid right back in her. "Okay, I'm goin up front if anybody wants to lay me, I mean lay with me" as she drunkenly staggered & lost her balance & fell right onto one guys lap. He had no shirt on & both tits fell out & she rubbed them all over him before half covering them with the strip. Then she grabbed his hand & rubbed it under the elastic at her big lips. "Sniff your hand it's strawberry body lotion-mixed with a little cream of mine" I'm drunk already" she laughed as she turned, bare ass exposed & bare lips hanging down a good 3 inches. She wore a long feather roach clip in her bleach blonde hair & her usual hooker type hoop earrings. Who wants to rub baby oil on me? One guy jumped up & obliged. ""we're going up front" he said, grabbed the oil & off they went. Her meaty snatch was plain as day laying there in the blazing sun & every so often she'd give the elastic a yank, turning her fully nude again. "You guys aren't supposed to be staring unless you give me a rod, and I don't mean a fishing rod". She was pretty hammered by now. "I'm such a slut" she said" I'll be downstairs laying down if anybody wants to play". I didn't...the other 3 took turns. When we finally went to leave she invited them over to party some more & stay the night. Ya'll got me all loosened up, see? as she pulled the elastic out & slid it to the side putting her shredded shorts back on. "I feel like the towns biggest cum dumpster" she said. "Oh well, as long as everybodys havin a good time". We took the beer back to our place & I half fell asleep drunk on the couch. " She showered with the door open walking around naked in the bathroom. "You guys aren't supposed to be lookin" as she stood dripping butt naked with her hands on her hips like always. Oh well I guess it's okay since y'all already practically split me in two". Anybody ready for round 2?" I fell asleep.
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