Camel Riding

[Mysecret]

A guy was riding through the desert on his camel. He had been travelling so long that he felt the need to have sex. Obviously there were no women in the desert, so the man turned to his camel.

He tried to position himself to have sex with his camel but the camel ran away. The man ran to catch up to the camel and tried again to mount the camel for sex. This time, the camel refused by trying to kick the man and then running away. So the man again chased after the camel, and by the time he caught up to it, he was too exhausted for sex. So he jumped on the camel's back and once more began to ride through the desert. Soon he was feeling the urge to have sex again, but he knew better than to try, so he gave up completely and just continued to ride, hoping to find civilization soon.

Finally, after riding the camel through the whole desert, the man came to a road. There was a broken down car with three big- chested beautiful blondes sitting in it.

He went up to them and asked the women if they needed any help. The hottest girl said, "If you fix our car we will do anything you want."

The man luckily knew a thing or two about cars and fixed it in a flash. When he finished the three girls asked, "How can we ever repay you, Mr.?"

After thinking for a short while he replied, "Could you hold my camel down for a minute?"

[chuckliddell101]

lol, good stuff!!

[felix]

[sgugzi]

Hahahah, great, smart guy!